Backroad Traffic Jam

I was driving into work this morning on my usual back route when I ran into a major delay. There was a work crew blocking a lane of traffic. I texted sam and said "Traffic jams on my backroads" and he texted back that it sounded like a country song. And then texted me a lyric:

Traffic jams on my backroads and redlights in my lovelife.

Now I've had this melody and lyric going through my head all morning:

Traffic jams on my backroads and redlights in my lovelife are gettin' me nowhere fast, ...

And then I'm thinking of a lyric about an 18-wheeler rear-ending the singer while he sits in his Chevrolet (or Chevy, or pickup truck, or whatever other vehicle a country singer might drive in)...